What's the deal with auto-spelling on phones?

OK, I like to think that I'm above average with technology. I get along with it well, but something needs to be done about the auto spelling on phones.

I dont understand why there is a need to censor words when texting or typing on the internet. I would like to spell "fuck". Have I ever needed to spell the word duck...for anything? No, of course not. 8 year old kids try to text "fuck" more than "duck." Change it.

Stop doing it phone, I swear that this topic should be seen on Curb Your Enthusiasm, and if it has been, there Larry David is the genius we all think he is.

Seriously, you could picture Larry: "Hey uhhh what's the deal with the auto-spelling on these cell phones? Have you seen this? I tried to type "fuck you" and it came across as "duck you." I mean its ridiculous? I can't yell at somebody while texting."